ANGRY SNAKES & SMALL CUPS TEAM
Now that the bad weather has cut us some slack, it’s time to up cycle our scarves and let some more flesh out, just because we can really.
I figured it would be interesting to post about my party gear as I never do and I haven’t worn a lot of figure flattering outfits lately; plus jumpsuits are what the fashion convos are all about at the moment – if you were still hesitating, stop and go get one!
I have loads of them, they’re as easy as dresses. Just find a cool pair of shoes and you’re set – such a no brainer. The shoes are defining the mood you’re going for really: heels and lipstick as you dash to some cocktails sipping, Converse and biker jacket for a Saturday stroll around town. Your call. That’s why I love them so much!
I spotted this jumpsuit in Zara a few months ago, stalked it as the brand entered it’s Winter sale (savvy shopper, see) and bagged it for £20! I realised that it makes me sound super cheap but I’m quite proud of that one. If I may.
Anyway, this type of cleavage reconciles me with my tiny breasts, I mean how easy is this? I don’t need to feel too self conscious about walking around in this jumpsuit because there’s not much to stare at really. Just my frozen nipples but that’s the price you have to pay to look vamp on the first day of March (throw an espresso Martini at it and the little fellas will shrink back in).
– Jumpsuit: Zara
– Faux fur Coat: ASOS
– Boots: Topshop
– Scarf: Zara
– Feather clutch: ASOS
You can’t see much of the shoes here but they’re quite something. I love how Topshop called them the “Angry Snake Slash Boots”. Yup, that’d be me, send a pair my way please!
You’ll see more of them soon as you should know by now how I can get obsessed about a single pair of shoes.
I hope you had a lovely weekend! For my party monsters, I hope the head’s not too sore today!
Lots of love,