I haven’t updated the blog in so long, I’m quite ashamed. And as much as these photos look like I’m in holiday mode; I’m not. I hear they call it wishful thinking. And when the London sky takes a 5mn rain check, I’m the first one on the street with bells on, oh and very short shorts. Don’t try and piss on my parade please. And yes, I’ve just tried to squeeze in another lame rain joke. Didn’t I tell you I needed a break?