A friend of mine recently got engaged to a very cool dude. In fact, they’re both so cool it hurts. As I was writing what would be your standard, customary congratulations in an email, I had to suddenly stop and think. I don’t want to be a hypocrite, and I must admit that this whole congratulations thing bothers me a tad. I got engaged almost 6 months ago and as much as I was on cloud 9 when it happened, I quickly felt anxious because I knew that I wasn’t going to be able to deliver what would be then asked of me.
You know by now my lazy bottom loves a jumpsuit. I just slip my body in one simple thing and 2mns later, I’m ready to swipe my Oyster card. Why would it have to be more complicated?
But how far can one jumpsuit take you? I would have 60 of them if it wasn’t for my inner Jiminy Cricket setting things straight, but that was before SavvyFreddie came to the rescue. It used to be just Freddie, then Freddie went bankrupt, that’s when SavvyFreddie first came on air, back in the early 00’s. Subprimes and all that, ya know.