So this is my 1st ever video, made as a fresh new ASOS Personal stylist. Maaaan it was so so cringy filming it, I’m still cringing but a part of me is quite happy with it (I wouldn’t share it here otherwise, we don’t do fake modesty here – nah nah). I love how I look like I’m about to have a fit for the first 20 seconds, with my eyes blinking like my life was depending on them pretending to be warning lights. LOL
Massive reality check here. I keep going on about how much I have a thick south London accent (obviously as a joke, but you make these jokes wishing someone will agree with you at some point) but I still sound like a baguette fresh off the Eurostar.
Oh and watch this space, soon no one will be saying “rhino”, “reeno” is the new black. We’re setting trends here. You’ve been warned!
Although these post holidays blues make me feel ranty, quite unimpressed and heavily frustrated, I’m going to tame my post-gallons-of-rose-dehydrated mouth and try my best to tune back into the sweet mayhem this holiday has been. Gallons of rose I said, great friends and the boy, naturally. And because in the South of France, wine doesn’t give you hangover, I managed to squeeze in a couple of morning photo shoots in my lazy holiday schedule. Lucky you, eh?